The New Olympians Retirement Lodge for Acronaturally Talented Heroes – Choice of Games

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Are you a healthcare professional unfazed by fire, laser and electrical burns? Do you see invisible patients as an opportunity for creative problem-solving? Does caring for acronats sound like an exciting challenge? Then we want to work with you!

Here at The New Olympians Retirement Lodge, our deep respect for both the aging and the talented helps ensure that the final days of yesterday’s heroes are pleasant and restful—and we need durable people like you to make it happen!

But meeting our clients’ unique needs isn’t always easy; that’s why every member of our team receives the following benefits on day one of employment:

Comprehensive healthcare and dental, including discount access to world-class plastic surgeons
Flexible working hours
12-weeks paid vacation
Unlimited use of our state-of-the-art onsite recreation center
And—if you’re one of the lucky few to develop a talent after childhood—eligibility for our “Better Late Than Never” Acronat Scholarship Program

But that’s not all!

Are you raising a family, enjoying the single life, or searching for that special someone? Are you ready to settle down, or just ready for the next chapter? Tucked away in the quiet Magnopolis suburbs and only a train ride from downtown, our neighborhood has something for professionals at every stage of their career. Affordable housing, public parks, schools, shopping, and an explosive nightlife… all that and more are a stone’s throw away from the New Olympians campus!

So what are you waiting for? ~Apply today!~